Sultan of Seduction's first blog.

The purpose of today’s blog is to inform you that a blog has been created, brought into existence if you will. In the beginning God said “Let there be blog”. God saw that there was blog, and he was pleased. He looked at the blog and it was a void, without form. So he named the blog Sultan of Seduction, God saw that it was good. On the third day God saw that the blog was empty, devoid of life, so he made a post. God saw that the post was good. On the fourth day he made a Twitter account, he was very displeased by Twitter and ‘rage quitted’. On the fifth, sixth and seventh day God rested. Well I say rested, he actually engaged his mind in large quantities of Skyrim and Doritos. God saw that all was good; he sat back only to bask (Not to be confused with the magical and beautiful language that is Basque) in his eternal glory. God then ruled over the blog, creating posts and glory! If you have a problem with the blog please contact God by putting your hands together and letting out a quick prayer.