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Joshua Sultan-of-Seduction Myler

Tchovskicoph

Grazygroz

Siberia

SBR467

16758475 Sxuvtctsan road

December 14^th

Southern Siberian Mobile Cellular Network Company LTD

(Југу Сибира Мобилни целуларна мрежа компаније LTD)

Sulklokv

Siberia

SRB78H

1 Siberian Medows Road

(787)75674658

Dear to whom this may concern

I am writing to inform you of my recent departure form your mobile cellular device contract, from which I am bound until a written notice has been disclosed. This is the letter in question.

My reason for leaving your contractual service is for your lack of quality customer service. I feel cognitive dissonance towards your service and do not wish to continue using it. Therefore this is my official (As appose to unofficial) resignation from your contract.

Of course, as is standard procedure, I am writing this one month early.

I will not be returning the device as I have paid for it and it now belongs to me. If you have a problem with any of the topics disclosed within the educational confinements of this letter please feel free to contact me at my home address. I would disclose a phone number but due to my resignation from your service, I no longer have a telephone number (thank you very much).

Yours sincerely

Joshua Sultan-of-Seduction Myler

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