Ye Olde English Blogge

Hello my finest of citizens, welcome to today’s blog. This is a blog about blogging and other assorted items! The main thing I would like to discuss this morning (Or whatever time of day you are reading this) is the fact that I have been discussing barriers to communication. As you may have already picked up I have advanced social etiquette compared to the regular simpleton. Do not let my advanced use of the English Language put you off reading this blog though. I would of course like to share with you the main rudimentary barriers involving communication, one of them being annoying fonts.

·          Disabilities

o    Autism

§   Emotions

§   Difficulty communication outside their social circle

§   Rigid

§   Learning difficulties

o    Being deaf

§   Sign language

§   Subtitles

o    Blindness

§   Use of sound

§   Braille

·          Dyslexia

o    Spelling/Grammar

o    Bad handwriting

·          Interruptions

o    People not listening

o    Ignorance

o    Mobile phones

o    Focus on other subjects

o    Getting off track

·          Bias

o    Age

§   Young

§   old

o    Gender

o    Race

§   Black, white ect.

o    Religion

§   Christian, Muslim

·          Sexual orientation

o    Gay, straight ect.

·          Making assumption about people, stereotyping.

·          Language barrier

o    Chinese, English ect.

·          Regional accents

o    Mancunian, Liverpudlian Nairnite, ect

·          Local slang

o    Someone from London would not understand Scottish slang

o    Slang varies from place to place

·          Different types of English

o    American English, British English, Indian English, HK English, Pakistani English

·          Body Language

o    Thing such as direct eye contact and the way people move influence what we thing of them. If someone stands still and stares they would look nervous compared to if someone was walking around and communicating clearly.

·          Level of education.

o    If one person if uneducated, and does not understand large words or the use of complex grammar, then you have a problem

·          Level of etiquette

o    One person speaking in the Queen’s English may have trouble taking to someone who speaks with common etiquette.

·          Under the influence of substances

o    Alcohol

o    Drugs

Being the kind Sultan that I am I took the liberty of translating these reasons into Mandarin.

•殘疾人
Ø自閉症
情緒
難度通信以外的社交圈
剛性
學習困難
Ø作為聾啞人
登錄語言
字幕
Ø失明
使用的聲音
盲文
•誦讀困難
Ø拼寫 /語法
Ø壞手寫
•中斷
Ø人不聽
Ø無知
Ø手機
Ø專注於其他學科
Ø獲取偏離了軌道
•偏置
Ø年齡
年輕
老
Ø性別
Ø賽
黑色，白色等。
Ø宗教
基督教，穆斯林
•性取向
Ø同性戀，直ECT。
•關於人的假設，成見。


•語言障礙
o中國，英國等。
•地區性口音
Ø曼徹斯特，利物浦Nairnite，ECT
•當地俚語
O從倫敦有人想不明白的蘇格蘭俚語
Ø俚語，因地而異
•不同類型的英語
Ø美國英語，英國英語，印度英語，香港英語，巴基斯坦英語
•身體語言
Ø的事情，如直接接觸眼睛和人們移動影響我們對他們的事情。如果有人固步自封，盯著他們神色緊張相比，如果有人走動和溝通清楚。
•教育程度。
如果一個人如果沒有受過教育的，不明白的大詞或使用複雜的語法，那麼你有問題
•級別的禮儀
o一個人在女王的英語發言可能有麻煩到的人共同的禮儀說話。
•根據物質的影響
Ø酒精
Ø藥品

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Joshua Sultan-of-Seduction Myler

Tchovskicoph

Grazygroz

Siberia

SBR467

16758475 Sxuvtctsan road

December 14^th

Southern Siberian Mobile Cellular Network Company LTD

(Југу Сибира Мобилни целуларна мрежа компаније LTD)

Sulklokv

Siberia

SRB78H

1 Siberian Medows Road

(787)75674658

Dear to whom this may concern

I am writing to inform you of my recent departure form your mobile cellular device contract, from which I am bound until a written notice has been disclosed. This is the letter in question.

My reason for leaving your contractual service is for your lack of quality customer service. I feel cognitive dissonance towards your service and do not wish to continue using it. Therefore this is my official (As appose to unofficial) resignation from your contract.

Of course, as is standard procedure, I am writing this one month early.

I will not be returning the device as I have paid for it and it now belongs to me. If you have a problem with any of the topics disclosed within the educational confinements of this letter please feel free to contact me at my home address. I would disclose a phone number but due to my resignation from your service, I no longer have a telephone number (thank you very much).

Yours sincerely

Joshua Sultan-of-Seduction Myler

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Sultan of Seduction's first blog.

The purpose of today’s blog is to inform you that a blog has been created, brought into existence if you will. In the beginning God said “Let there be blog”. God saw that there was blog, and he was pleased. He looked at the blog and it was a void, without form. So he named the blog Sultan of Seduction, God saw that it was good. On the third day God saw that the blog was empty, devoid of life, so he made a post. God saw that the post was good. On the fourth day he made a Twitter account, he was very displeased by Twitter and ‘rage quitted’. On the fifth, sixth and seventh day God rested. Well I say rested, he actually engaged his mind in large quantities of Skyrim and Doritos. God saw that all was good; he sat back only to bask (Not to be confused with the magical and beautiful language that is Basque) in his eternal glory. God then ruled over the blog, creating posts and glory! If you have a problem with the blog please contact God by putting your hands together and letting out a quick prayer.